He's Out a Camera, and He's Busted
After responding to a peeping-tom call on Monday, police in Bowling Green, Ohio, said they had confiscated a video camera found outside the bedroom window of two female university students. When the women had gone outside and discovered the camera, they also saw a man nearby, who fled upon being spotted. The women took the camera inside to watched the tape and are pretty sure the guy they saw running was the same one who is on footage of people at a beach, at a car show, and in a kitchen. No arrest has been made. [Toledo Blade, 7-18-01]
More Tips for Honing the Sexual Engine
In London on Wednesday, Richard Davis, 53, settled his lawsuit with a doctor and a pharmaceutical company over his claim that a prescription drug made him so sexually wild that he suffered bankruptcy and a criminal fraud conviction. He said he was a virgin before he started binging like a “cross between a deranged sex maniac and a highly over-excited teenager.” As a service to all Weird Central readers, Yr Ed informs you that the magic potion is called bromocriptine. [The Times (London), 7-19-01]
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Another Guy Who Says He Can't Remember Recent Sex
In this week’s Backstage, Yr Ed dogged the 15-yr-old kid in Kansas City who claimed, well, he couldn’t remember if he’d ever had sex with his 29-yr-old teacher, which, if true, is not something the teacher would ever want to put on her sexual resumé. But now comes U.S. Rep. Gary Condit, who, according to a police-dept. leak published in the New York Post on Monday, does not remember if he had sex the last time he says he saw Chandra Levy (which he says was Apr. 24). As with the kid, either our rakish congressman is lying (again), or, how low can a cad go? [New York Post, 7-16-01]
Toes, Sure; But Fingers? You Don't Know Where They've Been
Richard Lee Sanders, Jr., 38, was charged with disorderly conduct in Burnsville, Minn., on Friday, based on 3 alleged episodes in which he approached women on the street, complimented them on their fingernails, and then, when the women proudly flashed their hands, started licking and sucking on them until the ladies yanked them away. Sanders has a long sheet. [St. Paul Pioneer Planet, 7-14-01]
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