A Product Recommendation for the Anal-Play Community
A verbatim Police Blotter report, buried of page 5A of the weekly Williamson County Sun (Georgetown, Tex.), July 25: “At a grocery store on the 600 block of Austin Avenue, a 27-year-old lawn specialist from Round Rock was arrested at 12:46 a.m. on charges of public lewdness. The store was in the process of closing when employees noticed a customer was still inside. A male employee found the male customer between two aisles with his shorts and underwear pulled down around his ankles. The man was bent over and inserting a can of Big and Sexy brand hair spray lubricated with Suave lotion into his rectum. He told arresting officers he was attempting to sexually gratify himself. He was taken to jail.” [Ed.: In the interest of accuracy, the only hair spray listed by the manufacturer is called “Big Sexy Spray & Play.”] [Williamson County Sun, 7-25-01, no online edition]
A Product Recommendation for the Anal-Play Community
A verbatim Police Blotter report, buried of page 5A of the weekly Williamson County Sun (Georgetown, Tex.), July 25: “At a grocery store on the 600 block of Austin Avenue, a 27-year-old lawn specialist from Round Rock was arrested at 12:46 a.m. on charges of public lewdness. The store was in the process of closing when employees noticed a customer was still inside. A male employee found the male customer between two aisles with his shorts and underwear pulled down around his ankles. The man was bent over and inserting a can of Big and Sexy brand hair spray lubricated with Suave lotion into his rectum. He told arresting officers he was attempting to sexually gratify himself. He was taken to jail.” [Ed.: In the interest of accuracy, the only hair spray listed by the manufacturer (www.DiamondBeauty.com) is called “Big Sexy Spray & Play.”] [Williamson County Sun, 7-25-01, no online edition]
Big Day on the Trolling-for-Kids Beat
Both the mayor of Waterbury, Conn., and the president of the Broward County (Fla.) teachers union were arrested, separately, on Thursday and charged with attempting to lure a child for sex (respectively, an unidentified person under 16 and a 14-yr-old girl). Mayor Philip A. Giordano, 38, allegedly had several previous victims while president Anthony Gentile, 54, allegedly did the Internet-trolling thing of talking dirty to an undercover cop posing as a young girl. [New York Times, 7-27-01] [Sun-Sentinel, 7-27-01] The first link is to the Giordano story.
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Akron Sex-Law Crusaders Accused of Impregnating Daughter
When last in the news (1996), John and Narda Goff were stumping to toughen Ohio rape laws following the digital penetration by a man of their 10-yr-old daughter in 1993, which was not “rape” then. Thanks to the Goffs, the legislature broadened the definition in 1996. According to recent statements of the girl, John Goff (her stepfather) began molesting her during that time, and in 1998 he and his wife syringe-inseminated the girl with John’s sperm, reportedly because Narda has multiple sclerosis and can't procreate. The baby is coming on 2 yrs old now, and the Goffs are charged under the 1996 (Goff-assisted) definition of “rape.” [Akron Beacon Journal, 7-25-01]
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Gynecologist on Trial Turns Modest, Says He Gave Fewer Orgasms
Dr. Richard Dye, 60, on trial in San Mateo County (Calif.) for sexually abusing patients, recanted his 100-patient-digital-orgasms statement to police (which was videotaped), saying maybe 4 patients came during his 10,000-exam career and that he didn’t intend those, even. Testimony had been heard from the complainants and others, but about a dozen patients sat in the courtroom supporting the doctor’s greatness [Ed.: For the sake of argument, let’s assume they were referring only to his medical knowledge and his willingness to deliver prescriptions]. The trial continues. [San Francisco Chronicle, 7-24-01]
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Fitful Nights in Zanzibar
BBC reported last week that one of those periodic waves of ghost panics has struck the Tanzanian island of Zanzibar. “Popo Bawa” supposedly rapes men (and some women) while they sleep, awakening them to a tracelike state, and leaving behind a distinctive smell and smoke. [Ed.: If a day-care kid in the U.S. in the 1980s had reported this, the day-care owner might still be in prison today.] [BBC, 7-19-01]
Cincinnati Police Believe They Have the Manual Spitter
Anthony Searles, 42, was arrested downtown on Wednesday after tossing saliva by hand on the clothed derriere of one of the undercover cops roaming the streets waiting for the guy who has been tossing spit at well-dressed women for several days. A detective said it is “quite possible that this is some type of sexual fetish,” noting that Searles has a long sex-offense sheet [although Yr Ed can’t recall this particular fetish’s having surfaced before during the 13½-yr history of Newza the Weird]. [Cincinnati Enquirer, 7-19-01]
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Japanese Finance Ministry Official's Underwear Habit
Tokyo bureaucrat Sadao Ushimura, 45, was arrested for trespassing at a private home, and on a subsequent search of his own home, police found more than 400 pieces of women’s underwear. Ushimura denied he stole them: “I [found] all lingerie on the streets by pure chance.” [Mainichi Daily News, 7-18-01]
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